Sometimes, you have to throw out your underwear. Yes. And sometimes your jeans, too. Don’t tell me no. Sometimes you just have to do it. And it’s no good trying on the jeans to see if you should throw them out; you already know you should throw them out and trying them on just makes [...]

Why women like facials Men, when finding themselves adrift on the Sea of Gifts for Women (which, by the way, laps the shore of the Island of Female Pleasure), may, with understandable desperation, lunge for the first piece of driftwood they see, namely something that they (the men) would like to see them (the women) [...]

I am a vegetarian. That means I don’t eat meat. I don’t eat beef or chicken or fish, or anything made from them. I don’t eat meat because I choose not to eat anything that had a life before it was plunked on a plate and prettified with parsley. And in spite of my vegetarian [...]

I do believe that I am the only person in the history of the United States who has failed to grow zucchini. Last year, I had seven zucchini plants (that I grew from scratch) which produced a total of zero zucchini. Zilch on the zucchini. In zucchini terms, that is an astounding production rate.

There’s some hullabaloo going on in the psychiatric community about the recent posting on Wikipedia of all ten the inkblots from Dr. Rorschach’s test. Apparently there are ONLY these ten blotty-blots. These are the ten, and the test is still given and the outcome of the test is still an arguably useful tool in diagnosing [...]