Oh right, Dad

My father taught me so many things, among them: I wasn’t good enough; Me being me was a pain in the ass to others; My...

Life After Buff

Even though the tragic loss of Buffy at Thanksgiving was heartbreaking and horrible, we both knew that we would, when we were ready, adopt another...

Holiday Argh

The backstory One of my most memorable Christmases occured many years ago when I ended a relationship on Christmas Eve day: we had been seeing...

Pimp my Coffin

Ancient Egyptians might not’ve had a 401(k), but they were very, very confident that their version of “retirement” would be a glorious one. Talk about a...