Futonian Physics

We sleep on a futon. fu⋅ton [foo-ton, fyoo-] –noun a thin mattress, usually filled with layers of cotton batting and encased in cotton fabric, placed...

Boobie-doobie-oobie

Sometimes, you have to throw out your underwear. Yes. And sometimes your jeans, too. Don’t tell me no. Sometimes you just have to do it....

Why Women Like Facials

Why women like facials Men, when finding themselves adrift on the Sea of Gifts for Women (which, by the way, laps the shore of the...

A-Rorschaching We Will go

There’s some hullabaloo going on in the psychiatric community about the recent posting on Wikipedia of all ten the inkblots from Dr. Rorschach’s test. Apparently...

The Roving Eye

My poor, bedraggled United States of America: housing bubble bursted, financial industry turmoiling, people losing their jobs leftist, rightist, and centrist. Sigh. Well, if you need...